So while Ecclestone continues to reshape the (over-4000 year-old) Chinese Zodiac to suit his legislative agenda, check out this lineup of F1 (ahem) "Beauties" only Bernie could love, in this, the Year of the Platypus:
Wait a tick... what do we have here?!
A non-duckbilled auto for 2012?! I give you the GroundedEffects (unrivaled) BEST Looking F1 car of the 2012 season...
Thank you McLaren for doing what seemed impossible by all other designers. If for not other reason but this, I commend you and shall be cheering for your chrome carriage this season.
Godspeed oh pretty, shiny McLaren, but beware, for the platypus is not only ugly by most standards, but also a venomous mammal that will ruin your Sunday given the chance.
Which of the above contraptions above do you see as 'beautiful'?